Welcome to BlogFight. This is how things are done around here…
1) Read the post
2) Vote
3) Come back and see who won the fight
4) Rinse and Repeat
What? You’re still here? It seemed simple enough, but if you need more then here’s a Sample Entry:
SAMPLE FIGHT #1 (or #2 (tee hee)): Dirk and Teyna Fight Over Toilet Paper
DIRK SAYS: “My mother always taught me that everything has a place and when it comes to my toilet paper, I likes it neat and tidy. The paper should always come off the back of the roll and rest along the wall, you know, the right way. Apparantly something’s going on when Teyna’s in there that makes the situation so frantic, that she has no time to “find” the paper in the back of the roll. No. She must be able to make a haphazard swipe of the arm in the general direction of the toilet paper roll and come up with an end or all is lost. ”
TEYNA SAYS: “Let’s not even start on his mother. There are issues there. Anyhoo, the tp needs to hang off the front. When I go in there, it’s all business. I’m not in there for leisure, as Dirk most certainly is (side note: he’s wound so tight it’s amazing he even needs to poop at all, but whatever). As a woman I speak for all women when I say we use the TP twice as much as men do so please defer. Get it over with as soon as possible and get back to the world outside the potty. Let it hang where people can reach it most easily. Oh, and go to any hotel and see how they do it – off the front, baby (and folded into that triangle too!). That’s all.”
MODERATOR: Let’s settle this once and for all…Is it over or under? Or perhaps this is really about mother issues, but that’s another fight.
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